Posted 5 days ago

officialfrenchtoast:

*looks behind me*

(Source: adventrust)

Posted 5 days ago
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(Source: melisica)

Posted 6 days ago

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

Posted 1 week ago

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

Posted 1 week ago

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

Posted 1 week ago

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

image

(Source: tuhree)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

Posted 1 week ago

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

(Source: pdlcomics)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  2. me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
Posted 2 weeks ago

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

Posted 2 weeks ago

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution)